May 2013
147 posts
queeflto:
whenever i have to write an essay i always end up just repeating myself but in new creative ways
When it rains outside
Facebook: 22 statuses
Twitter: 37 tweets
Instagram: 17 pictures of the sky
Tumblr: What is outside?
Avengers fandom: stop it, Thor.
Percy Jackson fandom: Zeus and Poseidon are fighting. Again.
Paramore fandom: ANd WHEN IT RAINS... ON THIS SIDE OF TOWN IT TOUCHES...EVERYTHING
Grey's Anatomy Fandom: Perfect Storm
Game of Thrones Fandom: Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall with not a soul to hear
Supernatural Fandom: Hey at least it's not raining angels
Doctor Who fandom: *stands still in the rain, gazing sadly into the distance*
irresponsibleeyouth:
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
vibesflint:
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
the-vashta-nerada:
have you ever cried over a character
i don’t mean in the way a lot of people say like “OMG ALL MY FEELS MY CREYS”
no
i mean
have you ever felt such emotion towards a character that you just cried
because you wanted to be with them and help them and make them feel better
because they’ve helped you so much but you can never do the same for them
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
Happy Birthday Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, sorry that...
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Rough Thorsday on Midgard
fahrlight:
elanamarieodinson:
fahrlight:
elanamarieodinson:
….. don’t ask ….
I hope you are proud of your work, “Brother”!
REALLY you’re blaming ME for this?!
AND IF I DO?
With only 6 freaking episodes
a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:
deducingyou-at-abbeyroad:
cumberverse:
Sherlockians managed to create one of the biggest and most influential fandoms on tumblr.
In our defense, each episode is like a mini-movie… Also we’re crazy.
While playing a word game in class...
Teacher: You have to give clues to describe the word. The person with the least number of clues can go.
Teacher: *reveals words to me and a person from the other team*
Me: ONE word!
Me: *looks at my friends*
Me: Benedict.
Friend 1: Sherlock Holmes.
Friend 2: Cucumber!
Me: There are two types of Sherlockians in this world.
poutyowl:
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
i-owe-you-a-tardis:
On the bright side, at least no one in Sherlock fandom is skipping any seasons.
best-of-funny:
vulpiss:
datkarkatass:
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drarna:
i came into this world covered in someone else blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way
